1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,795 -Just how dirty are you? -He suckered me good. 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:06,840 That president's man, Parker? He just called in. 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,466 ESTERHAUS: You were right, Francis. They canceled it. 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,969 I'm not asking you to go in there and lie for me. 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,846 That's exactly what you're asking me to do. 6 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,015 This source of yours 7 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,267 -who told you about LaRue... -He's dead. 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,518 We're under siege. 9 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:19,894 LAMONICA: They're coming in! 10 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,563 No one locked the door? 11 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:23,273 Oh, please, hold me. 12 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,609 ESTERHAUS: Item nine. 13 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:31,948 Item nine is a communiqué from the Hasidic Protection League... 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,410 concerning recent acts of vandalism... 15 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,038 at the King David Home for the Jewish Aged. 16 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,498 (all chattering) 17 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:45,128 Keep in mind the aforementioned Hasidics are heavily armed, 18 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,756 patrolling on and around the area, 19 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,091 and are within their rights... 20 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:53,595 as long as they don't brandish or step onto public areas, per se. 21 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:56,181 -Item 10... -MAN: The British Rabbi Renko 22 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,640 -takes charge. -...concerns a directive 23 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,935 -from Divisional Commander Swanson... -WOMAN: Bless you, my son. 24 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,021 (sarcastic exclaiming) 25 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,606 ...regarding... 26 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:09,235 the boarding of canine mascots 27 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,571 by the officers of this precinct. 28 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,573 WOMAN: About time. And that means you. 29 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:17,660 Now, said officers will either get rid of said alleged mascots 30 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:22,916 or be subject to disciplinary action and possible suspension. 31 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:23,958 (clapping, booing) 32 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,919 -Get rid of the dog. -Get rid of the dog. 33 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,589 (booing continues) 34 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:32,801 The last item on the agenda... 35 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:37,055 The last item on the agenda is Operation Duckling. 36 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,058 Now, a complete list of those involved... 37 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,311 will be posted upstairs by the front desk. 38 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,190 Now, keep in mind this particular assignment 39 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,275 -is no laughing matter. -Uh-oh. 40 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,695 In fact, I wish I could be out there with you on this one. 41 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,449 Those officers participating in Operation Duckling 42 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,576 will reconvene here in one half hour. 43 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,621 And those on regular patrol, let's roll. 44 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,999 All of you, let's be careful out there, huh? 45 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,044 -(chattering) -(quacking) 46 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,755 (dog barks) 47 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,927 WOMAN (on radio): Dispatch. We have a 9-11. 48 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,720 -Armed robbery in progress. -(sirens whooping) 49 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,474 See Surplus Store, corner of People's Drive and 124th Street. 50 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,268 (theme music playing) 51 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,295 Macafee's dirty. He's gotta be. 52 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,048 But I'll be damned if I know where he does his laundry. 53 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,884 We've had cops on close surveillance 24 hours a day, 54 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:41,721 and he doesn't gamble, he's not a womanizer, 55 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:44,557 he's got no debts, he's not into the shylocks. 56 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,684 The dude doesn't even own his own car. 57 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,229 -Bank accounts then? -We checked that out yesterday. 58 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,814 He's got a joint checking with the wife. 59 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,234 Nothing heavy. And a modest savings account. 60 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,319 I even called in a favor from a friend of mine 61 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,737 who's into garbology. 62 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,239 What? 63 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,282 He's a garbologist. 64 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,577 A P.I. who specializes in trash analysis. 65 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,664 He went through Macafee's garbage and didn't find a thing. 66 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,833 In other words, you're asking us to believe 67 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,044 that Ralph Macafee is importantly on the take, 68 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:15,672 yet there's absolutely no trace of what he does with it. 69 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,841 The man doesn't even have a safe deposit box. 70 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:25,223 Miss Davenport was kind enough to steer Officer LaRue's case my way, 71 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,183 but I'm no Houdini, gentlemen. 72 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,435 I can't help the man if I have nothing to work with. 73 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,979 Maybe if we get into his house-- 74 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,690 You have absolutely no grounds for a warrant. 75 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,775 Besides, what's the point? 76 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,486 What are you gonna find? Rembrandts on the walls? 77 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,405 Bruce. 78 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,533 Why don't you try for a delay? 79 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,786 I can talk to Skip Fitzgerald in the D.A.'s office. 80 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,871 -He owes me one. -I don't know. 81 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,000 J.D.'s pretty strung out, ma'am. I'm not so sure that's such a hot idea. 82 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,794 Why don't you people come to some kind of consensus with LaRue 83 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,630 and then get back in touch with me? I'm running late as it is. 84 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,633 Joyce, educate them. Nothing personal, you two. 85 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,970 Pleased with himself, isn't he? Is he the best we can do? 86 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:07,015 Don't underestimate him. He's good. 87 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:11,102 And LaRue's isn't exactly what I'd call a glamour case. 88 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,688 Stay on him, Neal. I'll see what I can do from this end. 89 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,648 -Right. -Uh... 90 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:20,320 Meet me outside Macafee's house at 11:00. 91 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,529 What could hurt? 92 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,907 (mocking tone) "Absolutely no grounds for a warrant." 93 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,787 LaRue might want to plead diminished capacity. He drinks. 94 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,582 Suppose he was under the influence at the time. 95 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,500 We could work with an approach like that. 96 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,419 Sounds trendy enough, Counselor. 97 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,506 Old Skip Fitzgerald have a weakness for that, does he? 98 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,385 I shouldn't even be here, Frank. 99 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:48,598 But as long as I am, at your request, I might add... 100 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,350 I suggest you start being 101 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,977 a little more realistic about John LaRue's future. 102 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,730 I've got a reminder for you, Counselor. 103 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,150 John LaRue is not just one of your indigent types. 104 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,611 A fast shuffle with good old Skip Fitzgerald... 105 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,988 You've got some interesting problems with perspective. 106 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,740 ...a deal is struck, and on to the next case. 107 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,116 He's innocent. 108 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,160 He's also a cop, a damn good one. 109 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,454 The issue here is not John LaRue's innocence or guilt. 110 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:16,000 The issue is how best to preserve what is already dangerously tainted bacon. 111 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,341 There is fire in that woman. 112 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,594 Yeah. I noticed that myself. 113 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,353 WOMAN: Hill Street Station. Ah, hold on. 114 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,397 Do we have anyone who can speak Spanish? 115 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,904 Hey, you, mister. Can I help you? 116 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,075 It's me, hair ball... Belker. 117 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,326 No! 118 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:55,623 Holy smokes! Belker, you look absolutely gorgeous. 119 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:59,085 Look at that hairdo. What'd you do, blow the hairs dry? 120 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:03,005 (chuckles) And that face... smooth as baby buns. (laughs) 121 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,551 -Could I ask you a personal question, Leo? -Yeah. 122 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,594 Would you like a ruptured spleen? 123 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,096 Ah... no. 124 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,934 Oh, yes. That's a good-looking ensemble, Mick. 125 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,853 Understated elegance, 126 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,523 with just the most careful dash of color in the tie. 127 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,484 -Well thought out. -Thank you. 128 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,320 Oh, since you're assigned to Operation Duckling, 129 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,198 I suggest you head for the locker room with all due haste. 130 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,535 Operation Duckling. Me? (laughs) 131 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,540 Could I, uh... 132 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,045 Look, Sarge, 133 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,466 I got a date tonight with a woman. 134 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,009 She's picking me up at 6:00. 135 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:51,471 -Shift ends at 5:00. What's the problem? -Don't give me "the shift ends at 5:00." 136 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,640 This kind of undercover operation is over when it's over. 137 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,936 (Imitating W.C. Fields) Ah, yes. The vicissitudes of police work. 138 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,105 Belker, I empathize. 139 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,358 (sighs) 140 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:11,073 -MAN: I need some help over here. -MAN 2: I need some help over here. 141 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,034 I don't know how to work one of these things. 142 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:16,412 -MAN 1: What is this? -This is ridiculous. 143 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:21,167 -Bobby, go like this. -Ah, I don't believe this. 144 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:25,588 -I joined the police force for this? -Hey! 145 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,133 Somebody wanna get a crow bar and help me get out of this? 146 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,510 I can't breathe. 147 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,346 (laughing, hooting) 148 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:36,974 -(wolf whistles) -BATES: Take this. 149 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,021 Cowboy, you better cover me. Otherwise, your behind is mine. 150 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:45,525 That some kind of ghetto threat? Like, "I'm gonna steal your rib sauce"? 151 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,276 What do you think? 152 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,071 You gonna do something about those armpits, Cosmo? 153 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,114 Looks like you're nursing a squirrel under each arm. 154 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,368 Hmm, nicely done, nicely done. 155 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,994 That cigar is a nice touch, 156 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,872 but I think we got to lose that mustache, Fido. 157 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,875 Nobody touches my upper lip. 158 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,836 They're requesting crisis intervention assistance. 159 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,421 See if you can raise Goldblume. 160 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,301 -No, wait. He's here. Henry? -Uh-huh. 161 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,179 Got a jumper on Hobart Street. I think you'll wanna get over there. 162 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,015 -Who's there now? -Four units from Jefferson Heights. 163 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,644 Just let me get rid of Shep's lunch, and I am on my way. 164 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,938 1429. 165 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,235 -Henry, how goes the war? -Morning, Leo. Listen, I got an emergency. 166 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,279 Would you take this stuff off my hands, please? 167 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:34,824 -For Shep, huh? -Yeah. Uh, one feeding a day. 168 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,911 Three cups, mixed in with enough hot water to form a delectable gravy. 169 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:39,996 Got you. 170 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:48,087 In half a dozen instances, this guy's used Mace to stun his victims. 171 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,840 He's fast and he's strong, so be alert. 172 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,096 Be sure to cruise the isolated areas of the park. 173 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,141 Backups, 174 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,144 your more attractive decoys... 175 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,984 will undoubtedly be harassed. Be patient. 176 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,737 Don't move in unless you're absolutely sure 177 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,113 something's coming down. 178 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:19,118 Uh, Ray Calletano here will be your ramrod in this operation. 179 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,954 He'll be monitoring your wires on the field radio, 180 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,539 along with Alf Chesley. 181 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:26,334 All right? 182 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,922 (hacking cough) 183 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:36,302 (coughing continues) 184 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,262 Fay, how are you? 185 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:42,808 I'm fine, Phil. Hey, do you know where, um, Frank is? 186 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,393 (coughing continues) 187 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,729 -Are you all right? -Sure. 188 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,483 I just have to work out the plans for Frank Jr.'s weekend. 189 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,486 Oh, he's busy downstairs, but he should be up in a few minutes. 190 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,989 Can I fix you a cup of freshly brewed coffee? 191 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,492 That's the best offer I've had all morning. 192 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:02,370 I don't believe that for one minute, Fay. 193 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,294 Mmm. That's good, Phil. 194 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,881 Mm-hmm. It's a blend of Colombian and Venezuelan. 195 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,174 FAY: Mmm. 196 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,471 -All is well? -Sure. 197 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,724 Well, as well as can be expected, you know. 198 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,310 -Yourself? -Oh, good. Very good. 199 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,897 How about that young friend of yours? 200 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,857 Cindy? Oh, terrific. 201 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,859 Things couldn't be better between us. 202 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:38,030 Uh, actually, Fay, 203 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,410 can I be perfectly blunt with you? 204 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:43,994 Of course. 205 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:48,082 -I mean, you're an older woman. -That's perfectly blunt. 206 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,168 (chuckles) No, I mean mature. 207 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,005 Well... You know, as they say, you have been around the park. 208 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,007 Phil, what are you trying to get at? 209 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,301 Well, I have this problem. 210 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:05,099 It's of a male-female nature, if you know what I mean. 211 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,267 Hmm. 212 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,772 If you're talking about an occasional dysfunction, 213 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,608 there's nothing to worry about, 214 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:18,487 especially with someone like Cindy, where you're under pressure to perform. 215 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,949 No, no, no. My relationship with Cindy is more domestic. 216 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,368 We do a lot of cooking together. 217 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,496 Then the problem's not sex? 218 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,541 My problem is that I met this other woman. 219 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,212 -She's a lot older than Cindy. -Well, most of us are. 220 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,590 But in spite of her age, 221 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:42,428 oh, she has an insatiable appetite... for life. 222 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,808 Phil, don't you know most women don't even reach their sexual prime 223 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,602 till they're in their late 30s? 224 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,355 Look, if you find this too embarrassing, I understand. 225 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,065 Hey, I'm not embarrassed. 226 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:59,320 You know, I've always been monogamous by nature, but... 227 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,155 this other woman... 228 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,199 Wow! (chuckling) 229 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:07,703 I'm a sophisticated man, Fay, but Grace Gardner is something else. 230 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,413 You wouldn't believe 231 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,208 the collection of exotic creams this woman has. 232 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,501 Grace Gardner? 233 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,919 Sam Gardner's widow? 234 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,378 You know her? 235 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,798 Oh, forget I said anything. 236 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,133 -I don't know what came over me. -Hey. No, please. 237 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,511 Don't worry about it. Who am I gonna tell? 238 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,846 Grace Gardner? 239 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,225 Yes. She's a remarkable woman. 240 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,103 Energy, talent, college education. 241 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,024 Wonderful muscle tone. Mmm. 242 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:42,321 Oh! Phil Esterhaus, you sly dog! 243 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,617 You mean to tell me you've got two adoring women on your hands? 244 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,787 You must be exhausted. 245 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,873 Well, I could use a nap. 246 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,090 Makes you wonder what Sam died prematurely of. 247 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,342 WOMAN: Oh, check it out. 248 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:07,388 WOMAN 2: Oh! Hey, can I borrow that dress? 249 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:11,976 (woman continues, indistinct) 250 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,269 Oh. 251 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,816 -Does your mother know you're out? -Whoa! 252 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,736 -Oh, man, will you look at this? -What'd you hit him with? 253 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,029 Say, back off! 254 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,782 Hey, what'd you hit him with, man? Look at this. 255 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,370 It slipped my mind. Is he still breathing? 256 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,456 That'll teach you to mess with my main squeeze, you animal. 257 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,625 -You get away from him! -Hey, back off! 258 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,045 You damn hussies, get out of my way. Just step by when I go by. 259 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,672 You book them all. Book them all! 260 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,466 (laughing) 261 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,304 But it's an emergency. 262 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,055 My car is in the shop, 263 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,601 and I am going to lose my job if I don't get there. 264 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,727 Now, I have the money. 265 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,689 Policy requires a thousand-dollar deposit. Look, I'm sorry, lady. 266 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,649 I know it's unfair to people like yourself, 267 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,943 but individuals have been known to skip with a car. 268 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,696 She's not gonna skip with the car, Rob. 269 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,907 I can't rent you a car without a bank credit card, lady. 270 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,866 I'm very sorry. 271 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,659 Well, you tell me then... 272 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,786 How am I going to get to work? 273 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,747 Uh, Les? 274 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,250 See if you can call a cab for this lady here. 275 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,920 That's a 20-mile ride! 276 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,088 I can't pay that just to get there. 277 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,841 Lady, look, I'm sorry. Policy is policy. 278 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,137 Come on, man. Ease up. You are the company. 279 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,431 She's not gonna steal your lousy car. 280 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,476 -You ease up, J.D. -Hey, how about it, Rob? 281 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,937 Take a look at her, for God's sake. She's okay. 282 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,313 -I don't know that. -I do. 283 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,856 -You do, do you, huh? -Yeah. 284 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,566 Oh, you know such a lot. 285 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,777 You're such an excellent judge of character. 286 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,196 Your life's unfolding like a bad umbrella... 287 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,115 (scoffs) Because you read people so well. 288 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,116 Big-hearted guy. 289 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,535 You don't run a successful business on heart, kiddo. 290 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,454 All right. I'll tell you what. I'll rent the car. 291 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,331 She skips out on you, I'll make good on it. 292 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,540 You'll make good on it? 293 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,876 You can't even make good on the shape of your head. 294 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,919 Look at you. 295 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,922 You don't have a nickel to your name. You're in hock up to your eyes. 296 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,758 You blow in here at 10:00 in the morning stinking of booze. 297 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,760 And the only reason I haven't canned your act up till now 298 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,637 is your sister'd kill me. (mimics female voice) 299 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,097 "Oh, he's having a difficult time. 300 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,932 It's a difficult period. He'll come out of it." 301 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,351 -Sure. The hell you will! -Take your stinking charity 302 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,562 and shove it in your exhaust pipe, kiddo, because I've had it! 303 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,398 -I quit! -Come on, man. Let's go. 304 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,942 -You don't have to hold me. I'm okay. -Be cool. Be cool. 305 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,070 WASHINGTON: Hey, look, it ain't worth it. 306 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,073 Don't let the chump get to you. That's all he wants to do. 307 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,741 Come on, baby. Come on. Hey, look here. 308 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,410 Here, man, take this here. 309 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,620 Now, pay your rent, get outta town for a couple of days, 310 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,538 go fishing. 311 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,331 -I can't take your money. -Yeah, sure you can. 312 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,249 You'll pay me back. 313 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,876 I can't handle it. I'm busting up inside. 314 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,462 -My nerves. I wanna hit him so bad. -Uh-uh-uh-uh! 315 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,840 Hey, look, J.D. You got to handle it, man. 316 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,552 Now, I can't make this case on Macafee and scrape you off the wall too, you know? 317 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,763 Okay. Okay, I'm cool. 318 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,056 Are you sure, babe? 319 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,102 -Yeah, yeah. Go on. I'll be all right. -Okay. 320 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,228 Later. 321 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,484 (siren wailing) 322 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,904 (upbeat music playing) 323 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,764 That's his I.D. from his wallet. Name of Martin Hobbs. 324 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,973 Twenty years old. 325 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,100 So what happened? 326 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:45,189 Well, he stood on the top floor over there for maybe ten minutes after we got here, 327 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,024 then he jumped. 328 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,068 Look, don't stand in their way. 329 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,778 There was no way to talk him down? 330 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,655 No. No way. There was too much crowd noise. 331 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,825 Your usual crud came out of the woodwork. 332 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,244 That's his sister over there. 333 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,539 Name of Jonetta Burns, Mrs. 334 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,294 -Thank you. -OFFICER: Stay away from the body. 335 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,755 -I don't care. -WOMAN: She's a friend of mine. 336 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:13,425 Excuse me, Mrs. Burns. Detective Goldblume. 337 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,310 This young man was your brother? 338 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,646 Martin. 339 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,525 Did Martin live here with you? 340 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,610 Yeah, he did. 341 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,409 Do you have any idea what might have, uh, caused him to do this? 342 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,755 They turned him down at mechanics vocational school. 343 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,298 He couldn't get no job. 344 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,014 Do you know if he was using drugs of any kind? 345 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,141 No. 346 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,935 He never used any drugs. 347 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,605 He took good care of his body. He was an athlete. 348 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,942 He didn't smoke or drink or nothing. 349 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,155 Maybe, every once in a while, he'd smoke with his friends. 350 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,035 MAN: Coming through. 351 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,415 But then, you know, his girl broke up with him, 352 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,833 and that really hurt him. 353 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,544 And the babies. 354 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,671 I got three little ones at home, 355 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,966 and they're crying all the time. 356 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,261 And he could hardly take care of his own self, 357 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,721 let alone theirs. 358 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,267 Going up on that roof... 359 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,396 All he wanted to do was... just do something. 360 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,898 You know, make some money. 361 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,818 All these people out here... 362 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,905 One of them yelled up at him, "Jump. 363 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,241 Jump. Don't jive us, man. Do it." 364 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:07,206 -(zipper zipping) -What's the matter with people anymore? 365 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,128 Well... (clears throat) 366 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,673 Boy, I wish I knew, ma'am. 367 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,953 (sighs) 368 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,257 -(tire pops) -Damn it! 369 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,592 (honking) 370 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,603 (Randamp;B song plays on radio) 371 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,146 MAN: Ooh! 372 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,232 Hey. 373 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,696 A flat, man? (laughs) 374 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,532 MAN: You have a problem, huh? What's happening, neighbor? 375 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,534 What are you doing around here? Huh? 376 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,662 -He's a traveling salesman. -I got a flat tire. 377 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:31,665 -Oh, flat tire. -A flat tire. 378 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,584 -A real pain in the butt. -That's damn bad! 379 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,212 (men laughing) 380 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,507 He must be a traveling salesman of pinstripe and gabardines. 381 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,969 -(laughing) -Brother's all right. 382 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,388 -Hey, you need some help, man? -No, thank you. 383 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,850 -I think I got it. -(mock cheering) 384 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,144 -Give the man a hand. -Check this out, man. 385 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,396 -Come on. Check it out. -What's he got in the trunk? 386 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,315 MAN: Ooh-whee! 387 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,985 Hey, look at this. Say, is this cat unbelievable? 388 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,283 MAN: I like that. I really like that. (laughing) 389 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,910 MAN 2: Santa Claus in the ghetto. (laughing) 390 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,624 Okay, who's got the jack? 391 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,168 -Who's Jack? -Jack? You seen a jack? 392 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,170 I didn't see no jack, man. 393 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,340 -This it? -Oh, that jack! 394 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,634 This your jack, Jack? 395 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,640 -It's not that easy, Jack. -(laughs loudly) 396 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,059 All right. 397 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,102 Yeah. I could probably use the lug wrench too. 398 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,271 MAN: Probably could use the lug wrench. 399 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,774 -(men laughing) -MAN: Ooh. 400 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,359 Okay, okay. 401 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,820 -Okay, fellas. Give me the tools. -MAN: Uh-oh. He's serious. 402 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,740 What are you doing up here anyway, gray meat? 403 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,325 MAN: You take a wrong turn? 404 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,576 Just passing through, son, 405 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,787 and I'm definitely not looking for any trouble. 406 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,456 But trouble may be looking for you, son. 407 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,458 -Mmm. Tell him! -Look, guys. 408 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,127 Give me the tools back, I'll fix my tire, and I'll be on my way. 409 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,838 -Hey, check the radios in there, man. -Don't touch that radio! 410 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,800 -How much you holding, gray meat? -Okay. Damn it, that's enough. 411 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,218 Come back here with that! 412 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,720 You didn't answer my question, gray meat. 413 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,473 You on a toll road, man. 414 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,308 Breaker, breaker, gray meat. 415 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,560 Mmm. Mmm. 416 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,731 MAN: Yeah. You didn't think about this, did you? 417 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,693 What you gonna do now, huh, son? 418 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,654 -What I got is this gun! -MAN: Cool, man. 419 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,823 Detective Henry Goldblume, Hill Street Station. 420 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,326 And if you're looking for trouble, son, 421 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,829 congratulations, you just found it. 422 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:35,914 MAN: Say, brother. 423 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,798 -MAN: The man's getting in. -(engine cranking) 424 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,050 MAN 2: He ain't gon-- He ain't gonna use that gun. 425 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,469 -He ain't gonna do-- -MAN 3: Call me a chump, sucker? 426 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,431 Why don't you shoot? You ain't gonna shoot nobody. Chump! 427 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:56,226 RENKO (on radio): You know, I got about a half a dozen degenerate conga players 428 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:59,479 sitting up there on Hippie Hill smoking illegal herbs and spices. 429 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,982 -I'd like to jump up and down on it. -Hey, Ray. 430 00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:06,278 Officer Briese just checked in to Emergency with a twisted ankle. 431 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,947 I warned him those spiked heels were treacherous. 432 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,241 (laughing) 433 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,296 It's the big gray one, Captain. They've lived here 12 years. 434 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,131 It ain't exactly the Heights, you know? 435 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,216 Maybe they got Rembrandts on the walls. 436 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,720 (knocking) 437 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,139 -Yes? -Maureen. 438 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,308 Frank Furillo. 439 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,935 Is everything all right with Ralph? 440 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,646 Of course it is. 441 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:45,567 -I didn't mean to scare you. -That knock on the door, it's... 442 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,694 It's like the phone call in the middle of the night. 443 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,237 Come on in, Frank. 444 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,700 This is Detective Neal Washington. 445 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,327 -How do you do? -Ma'am. Fine, thank you. 446 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,788 I really am sorry if I frightened you. 447 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,792 I needed a word with Ralph, and I was in the neighborhood. 448 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,836 Oh, he's out with Eugene. 449 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,379 They're buying a motorbike. 450 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,131 Eugene. 451 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,967 How old is he now? 452 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,260 Sixteen. 453 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,097 They're going partners with the money Eugene has earned. 454 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,225 You can guess who's gonna do the riding. 455 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,436 FURILLO: They grow up fast. 456 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,898 Oh, I, um... 457 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:27,150 I was sorry to hear that you and... 458 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,362 -Fay. -...Fay were divorced. 459 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,908 -I'm really very sorry, Frank. -Well, it happens. 460 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,660 Police work. 461 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,037 It's very hard on a marriage. 462 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,665 FURILLO: You and Ralph seem to have done all right. 463 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:44,125 MAUREEN: Eighteen years, five kids. 464 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,711 I guess we were luckier than most. 465 00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:01,017 What the hell's scaring my wife half to death all about? 466 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,562 You ever hear of knocking, Macafee? 467 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,190 You got something to say, you say it to me, Frank, direct! 468 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,859 You leave my wife and kid out of it. Do you hear me? 469 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,779 -(yelling) Do you hear me? -Outside. 470 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,282 That direct enough for you? 471 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,369 I'd like to meet you off-precinct, Frank. 472 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,539 Anywhere, anytime. 473 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,834 Just make an appointment. That's all it takes. 474 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,302 I got a bad temper, Frank. 475 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,804 This whole business with LaRue... 476 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:39,764 I don't relish it, 477 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:43,101 especially you protecting your own at my expense. 478 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,895 You weren't there. You don't know what came down. 479 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,232 He sold you a bill of goods. 480 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,110 See you in court, Macafee. 481 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:58,033 We used to know each other, Frank. 482 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,702 More's the pity. 483 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,084 WOMAN: Hill Street Station. 484 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,845 -I got your number too, sunburn. -Oh, yeah? 485 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:21,389 Well, I don't have yours yet, Sergeant, 486 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,601 but you better believe I'm gonna stay on the line till I get it. 487 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,186 If you don't get off my back, 488 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,897 you're gonna be one dead cop. 489 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,775 (shouting, indistinct) 490 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,580 (suspenseful music playing) 491 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:50,710 (chattering) 492 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,637 Hey, Henry. 493 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,765 MAN: Hill Street Station. Go ahead, please. 494 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,102 That's it. That is bloody it! 495 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,311 All right! 496 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,647 Whoever you are, 497 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,023 you know who you are, 498 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,151 this bottle has my name on it. 499 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,987 I paid for this orange juice out of my own pocket 500 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,740 with the expressed intention of drinking it myself. 501 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,618 You know, I don't mind sharing. 502 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,704 In fact, I enjoy sharing. 503 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:29,833 But I am sick and tired of people taking food out of my mouth 504 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,210 without any consideration for me 505 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:35,088 or any sense of what is right or what people have to consider 506 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,882 if they're gonna live together like human beings! 507 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,008 Henry. 508 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:42,011 Don't "Henry" me, Frank, because I'm sick of it. 509 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,264 And I don't care. I do not care, Frank. I don't care. 510 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,058 I mean, if they wanna kill each other, let them, because I don't care anymore. 511 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,394 If they wanna live like animals, go ahead. 512 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,229 Come on in. We'll talk about it. 513 00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,732 -There's nothing to talk about. I'm fine. -(phone rings) 514 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,151 WOMAN: Hill Street. Can you hang on a second? 515 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,322 Just stay away from what is mine. 516 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,325 That includes my sandwiches, my orange juice and me. 517 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:08,997 (door closes) 518 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:12,792 WOMAN: I've never seen him like that. 519 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,929 Sometimes I wonder if Henry isn't in the wrong business. 520 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:28,266 I think we all wonder that, Francis. 521 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,107 But the great, big, grand... 522 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,028 first-prize-winning question is, 523 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,698 was the big crisis interventionist 524 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:47,494 scared enough to use this fine psychological weapon here? 525 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:54,000 -You bet. You bloody bet he was. -(gun slams into metal locker) 526 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,586 -Don't be so hard on yourself, Henry. -Oh, yeah? 527 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:59,172 In 12 years, I never so much as unsnapped my holster. 528 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,551 Before Frank found out, I never even used to load it. 529 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:05,929 Lighter that way. 530 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:10,600 -I swore when I signed on-- -We all swore a lot of things, Henry. 531 00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:12,936 What is the matter with those people, Alf? 532 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,313 Are we past fixing it up between us? 533 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,441 Because if that's the way it is, I mean, what the hell is the sense? 534 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:21,152 Alf, I did not mean that the way it sounded. 535 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,489 So what's the worst of it then? 536 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:28,868 Them scaring the hell out of you, or you getting your feelings hurt? 537 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:33,248 What's the difference? It's over. 538 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,918 Mostly, I think they hurt your feelings. 539 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,922 You figure you're owed something... 540 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,801 for all that love and compassion... 541 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:46,052 you carry in you. 542 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:47,720 Alf, I understand what you're trying to do, 543 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:51,057 and I appreciate that very much, 544 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,059 but right now I'd like to be alone, if you don't mind. 545 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:54,727 -Okay, Henry. -Alf. 546 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:00,650 Thank you. 547 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:02,735 I mean that. 548 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,364 They had no way of knowing what you are, Henry. 549 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,410 And if they did, I suspect it wouldn't have mattered. 550 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,205 So you put that gun back in your belt and leave it there... 551 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,333 until that big miracle happens. 552 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,795 I've never been to a Jewish funeral. 553 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,089 I don't wanna start with yours. 554 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,257 Hang in. 555 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:33,600 Hey, I don't believe I caught your name. 556 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:38,021 Two things, Captain, and then I'll get out of your hair. 557 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,691 On my way out of here this morning, while awaiting a change of light 558 00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:44,027 at the corner of Dekker Avenue and People's Parkway, 559 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:47,614 a gang of Puerto Ricans ripped off my hubcaps. 560 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,617 I mean, in broad daylight, while I was in the car! 561 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:54,245 -Boy, does that gall me! -Do you wanna file a complaint? 562 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,539 What do you think I'm doing now, hyperventilating? 563 00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:02,253 Phil, would you get me a 4-16 form for Mr. Warnick here? 564 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,677 Now, as far as LaRue is concerned, 565 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,803 timing-wise, 566 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,056 I think we might be able to finesse his situation 567 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:16,142 with Skip Fitzgerald over in the D.A.'s office. 568 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,021 I think he and Joyce Davenport may have a little thing going, 569 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:22,357 so what we do is consolidate his negotiation 570 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,359 with a half a dozen others we have pending, 571 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,985 specifically, the Sharkey case. 572 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:30,531 Sharkey? Sharkey's looking at murder one. What's that got to do with LaRue? 573 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,992 -You just let me handle that, Captain. -Thanks, Phil. 574 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,954 The point is that Skip Fitzgerald's hot to horse-trade 575 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,997 for a quick disposition on Sharkey. 576 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,375 Now, if LaRue pleads no contest, 577 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,043 Skip will wave prosecution 578 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,087 and toss it back to the Police Board of Rights 579 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,965 to do whatever they think LaRue's got coming to him. 580 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,176 I don't mind reminding you that I'm carrying LaRue on the cuff 581 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,844 as a favor to Joyce Davenport. 582 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:56,432 Which translates into what? His future at your convenience? 583 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,935 Partly that. Partly good timing. 584 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,479 Partly that I'm pretty damn good at what I do. 585 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:04,023 Nothing like packaging defendants, is there? 586 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:06,234 A new trend in class action. 587 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,737 Phil, would you see if you could raise LaRue for me, please? 588 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,197 Right, Francis. 589 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,533 I'll see that he gets your message. 590 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,911 Oh, now, don't look so down in the mouth, Captain. 591 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,454 I know what you're thinking. 592 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:21,374 You haven't the slightest idea of what I'm thinking. 593 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:26,713 How many Hispanic youths? 594 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:31,384 (sighs) Ten, maybe 12. 595 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,178 -What colors were they wearing? -What colors? 596 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:36,597 Gang jackets. Were they wearing matching jackets? 597 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,183 No, not that I recall. 598 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,063 -Look. -(paper ripping) 599 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,235 Why don't you just buy yourself another set of hubcaps? 600 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,903 Those kids are long gone. 601 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,948 I have no illusions about recovery, Captain. 602 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,326 I just thought you might be interested in identifying who they are. 603 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,745 I know who they are. 604 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,997 In fact, you might enjoy negotiating with them. 605 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,790 They have no illusions either. 606 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,052 WOMAN: Hill Street Station. 607 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,804 Turn your radio down. I can't hear you. 608 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:20,641 (man on radio, indistinct) 609 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,498 (sighs) 610 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,794 -Hi. -Hello, Grace. 611 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,798 I slept the whole morning away. 612 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,842 I haven't done that in years. 613 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,512 Usually, I'm up and out. 614 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,223 You're feeling all right, aren't you? 615 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,725 I feel wonderful, Phil. 616 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,105 We didn't overdo anything, hmm? 617 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:10,191 No. 618 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,195 You have time for a cup of coffee? 619 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,826 Well, I'm sort of coffee'd out, Grace. 620 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,702 I didn't sleep much... 621 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,163 last night. 622 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,251 (chuckling) 623 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:32,046 I know. 624 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,843 You're not sorry it happened, are you? 625 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,220 Sorry? No. No way. 626 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,389 Strike that thought from your-- 627 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,146 Hello, Mrs. Gardner. 628 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,438 Hello, Morgan. 629 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,361 Some friends are giving a little dinner party tonight. 630 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,239 I thought if you were off-duty early enough... 631 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,826 Tonight? Hmm. 632 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:07,206 Well, I don't know about tonight, Grace. 633 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,834 Phil, we're not kids. 634 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,880 If there's something wrong, let's discuss it. 635 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:17,925 Uh... 636 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,556 Look, I know it's difficult in here. 637 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,266 I'm, um... 638 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,687 measuring a few things downstairs. 639 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:35,193 (phone rings) 640 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,988 MAN: Hill Street Station. Can you hold, please? 641 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,450 (phone rings) 642 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,077 -Furillo. -It's Washington, Captain. 643 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:47,663 Detective Scanlon picked up Macafee coming out of Division 644 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:51,667 and followed him up here to the New Rochella Manor Condominiums 645 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,294 on Roosevelt Parkway. 646 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,796 Now, on his way, he made two shopping stops, 647 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,216 an Italian deli by the name of Tomasita's 648 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,718 and a whatchamacallit-- a kid's toy store... 649 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:03,471 the, uh... the Toy Bazaar. 650 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:06,182 -Bought a big box of something. -Good. Stay on him. 651 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,601 As soon as he leaves, we'll do a rundown of whoever it is 652 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:09,852 he's visiting up there. 653 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,896 I don't think he's visiting anyone, Captain, 654 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,439 unless they're visiting him. 655 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,943 Run that one by me again. 656 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,820 Well, while I was trying to check out the names on the mailbox, 657 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,782 the security guard comes over to I.D. me. 658 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:26,452 So I flat-out asked him. He says Macafee lives there. 659 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:27,995 He owns the condo. 660 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,041 Hello? 661 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,085 Captain? 662 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,422 (slams telephone) 663 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,508 Southwest squadron radio is still out. 664 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,761 Lamonica, you and Sneed sashay over there on the double. 665 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:45,721 -Bates... Lucy. -(over radio) Yeah, Lieutenant? 666 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:48,391 I know your book is good, but let's hear from you regularly, huh? 667 00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:50,351 -(laughing) -Thank you. 668 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,145 Hill Street. Hill Street. This is Southwest, Lieutenant. 669 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,647 Sorry for the loss of contact. 670 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,774 Nice to finally hear from you, Southwest. 671 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:59,485 -Stay with us. -BATES: No! No! 672 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,697 -MAN (on radio): Bates! -There it is. Code 2 Duckling. Bates! 673 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,116 -Position, 6 Southwest. Who's with her? -Code 2 Duckling. 674 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:08,202 -BATES: No! No! Help! Help! -Who the hell is with her? 675 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,955 -BATES: Let me go! -MAN (on radio): We're on our way, sir. 676 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:13,916 Renko, Hill, get there! Get the captain. 677 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,584 -Right away, sir. -BATES: Bobby! 678 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,964 MACAFEE: Jellybean. Come on. Give me a jellybean. 679 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:21,507 -No! -What do you mean "no"? 680 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:22,967 Come on. Open your present. 681 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:27,013 -Come on. He's gonna open his present. -(children's song plays) 682 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,890 Come on. Open your present. You know how to open a present. 683 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,643 -(knocking) -What do you think it is? 684 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,687 BOY: Do you want a jellybean? Here. 685 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,231 MACAFEE: What are you waiting for? Open your present! 686 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,651 -Mrs. Macafee? -Yes. 687 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,112 -I'm Captain Frank Furillo. -Please come in. 688 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,323 Thank you. We're sorry to disturb you. 689 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:48,242 This is Detective Washington. 690 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,704 We'd just like a word with Detective Macafee, 691 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:53,664 -if you don't mind. -Sure. Come on in. 692 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,251 -MACAFEE: Oh, boy. Look at that. -Some men are here. 693 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,593 Get up, honey. 694 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,503 Thanks for not saying anything up there. I mean that. 695 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,963 How do you want to handle this? 696 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,717 Cash? All right, Frank. Come on. Loosen up, will you? 697 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,095 Everyone knows you're a good cop. 698 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,889 Don't take everything I say so seriously, huh? 699 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:54,392 -How do you want to handle this? -I don't know yet. 700 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,856 Maureen and me, we've been married 18 years, 701 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,985 ever since we graduated high school in June. 702 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:09,073 Eighteen years and five kids. 703 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,742 You don't just get up and walk out on somebody. 704 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,328 Not Maureen. She... 705 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:16,872 It would kill her. 706 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:21,043 The kids growing up, hating my guts, I couldn't do that, Frank. 707 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:24,880 And I couldn't stand the thought of losing Sariko. 708 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,091 I had to make an honest woman out of her, Frank. 709 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:28,676 She's an old-fashioned woman. 710 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,973 I guess I got a weakness for old-fashioned girls, huh? 711 00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:35,891 Fertile Myrtles, both of them. 712 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:41,021 And kids cost, Frank. You know that. They cost. 713 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:42,815 They need. 714 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:46,694 They should have everything that we never had before, Frank. 715 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:50,865 My oldest, Carly, she's going to nursing school. 716 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,783 She's gonna be a surgical nurse. 717 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,244 What do you wanna do about this, Macafee? 718 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:58,080 You've got two wives and eight kids... 719 00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:00,040 and a lot of dirty money. 720 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,960 And you've got LaRue hanging out there by his fingernails. 721 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:06,297 LaRue. He's a lame player, a slow thinker. 722 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,258 No, he's not! He had a lame day, is all. 723 00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:13,012 Yeah, tell me more. I'm ten times the cop he ever will be! 724 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,848 I got 11 decorations, Frank. 725 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,684 Two for valor. 726 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:26,192 You know I'm up for lieutenant next January? You know that? 727 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,569 This is not happening. 728 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,072 I don't believe this is happening to me. 729 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:36,619 Don't let it happen, Frank. I don't wanna lose everything. 730 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,329 One of us... 731 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:41,540 Find a way, will you? Please? 732 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,295 One of us has to go downtown and explain it. 733 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,632 I think you'll be better off if you do it. 734 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,593 Frank. 735 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,512 Now, Macafee. 736 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,515 You do it now. 737 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,937 (engine starts) 738 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:06,524 (dramatic music playing) 739 00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:33,467 (chattering) 740 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,844 WOMAN: Did anybody see the Morgan file? 741 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,429 Did anybody claim this apple? 742 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:41,475 -Going once. -MAN: Who's that? Is that him? 743 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,726 MAN 2: Yeah. 744 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,604 (woman speaking indistinctly) 745 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,497 (chattering) 746 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,756 WOMAN (whispering): He's sick. 747 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:17,970 Lucy's down at the emergency room. 748 00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,015 We're all gonna punch out. We figure it's her collar. 749 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,099 Right. 750 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,106 Hey, Belker. 751 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:31,859 You got a visitor, babe. 752 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,202 (softly) Hi. 753 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,584 Mick, I'm Debbie Kaplan. 754 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,337 You're, uh... 755 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,841 You're a very nice person. 756 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,761 I mean, you're much nicer than I ever expected. 757 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,805 By that I mean you're not a real dog. 758 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:07,227 Thank you. You're pretty nice-looking yourself. 759 00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:10,731 Hey, you guys. It's love. 760 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,317 Mm-hmm. I can tell. 761 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,195 -(giggling) -Would you like to sit down? 762 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:26,497 -How'd it go at Internal Affairs? -Piece of cake. 763 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,666 They chewed my leg a little and slapped my wrist. 764 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:29,792 That was it. 765 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:33,545 J.D., you lie the way the rest of us breathe. 766 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,840 I happen to know they gave you an official reprimand 767 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:38,592 and six months' probation. 768 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,846 You've been skating on thin ice, my friend. 769 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,391 Next time you fall through, I may just let you sink. 770 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:49,937 You're a hell of a cop when you're on your game, J.D. 771 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,273 -Don't blow it. -I won't. 772 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,650 You got my word on that. 773 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,825 Thanks. 774 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,500 WOMAN: Oh, hold on. Do we have anyone who can speak Spanish? 775 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:16,380 -You all right, Phil? -Mmm. 776 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:20,801 Uh, Henry mentioned you had to go off on a personal matter. 777 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,221 Nothing serious, I hope. 778 00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,348 Oh, not in the way you think, Francis. 779 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:29,059 Not health or anything of that nature. 780 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:33,731 -Uh, do you mind, uh... -Please. 781 00:45:39,027 --> 00:45:40,446 Francis, 782 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:45,617 have you ever had two women... 783 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,078 totally in love with you? 784 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,330 Totally? 785 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,084 Uh, I can't say as I have. 786 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,297 Well, not to my knowledge. 787 00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,384 But I take it you and... 788 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,680 It's no laughing matter. 789 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,725 When I told her about the other woman, 790 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:13,187 Cindy locked herself in the bathroom. 791 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,024 I finally had to kick down the door. 792 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,861 Then I had to reset the hinges and put it back up. 793 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,155 I mean, you can't not have a bathroom door. 794 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:29,453 Did you finally get it worked out satisfactorily? 795 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,295 Did you get it worked out, Phil? 796 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:42,508 Oh. I really don't know what I'm gonna do. 797 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,845 I'm basically of the monogamous persuasion. 798 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,972 Oh, after today, 799 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:53,101 you have no idea how refreshing that is to hear. 800 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:57,523 WOMAN: Hill Street Station. 801 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,859 I've got to yield to you on this one, Frank. 802 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:04,530 I thought LaRue was as dirty as Original Sin. 803 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,658 He may be a little rough around the edges, Counselor. 804 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:08,992 I'll yield to you on that one. 805 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,286 But he's too smart a cop to go on the gimme. 806 00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:16,375 This time, but pay attention. 807 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,127 -LaRue's a time bomb. -(water running) 808 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:22,005 And you don't wanna be too close when he goes off again. 809 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:25,759 Come here. 810 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,719 (spits water) 811 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:29,388 Mmm. 812 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,563 -(sighs) -Oh! 813 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:39,273 First-rate digits, 814 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:42,651 marred only by neglected fingernails. 815 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:46,446 Who does he think he is, anyway, Paul Newman? 816 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:48,407 -Who, LaRue? -Macafee. 817 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,201 Try to keep up with the conversational flow. 818 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,330 What I don't understand is how he was able to handle 819 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,874 two wives emotionally. 820 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,835 When you couldn't even handle one. 821 00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:01,795 (sighs) 822 00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:05,257 How do you suppose you and Fay might get along 823 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,508 under the same roof? 824 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:12,514 I might ask the same of you and Skip Fitzgerald. 825 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:15,809 Oh, good old Skip Fitzgerald. You think of him that way, do you? 826 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,354 Mmm. We've had lunch a few times. 827 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:22,190 He might make a good addition to the partnership, 828 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,445 but you'd always be senior member, Frank. 829 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:30,240 Ooh! Pretty close clip, Counselor. 830 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:34,494 Oh. Sorry. Here, let me. 831 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,997 -(phone rings) -Ooh! Don't answer that. 832 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,625 Hello? 833 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:44,338 -Oh, hi, Skip! -Aw, you! 834 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,007 -No, you're not bothering me at all. -(grumbling) 835 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,637 (music plays)